by Diane Langford
Oh sea, last week you moved so beautifully
Your kicks and flicks impressed at first
But in reality it was your partner, Wind,
Who was doing all the work
I see that now
You need to lift up more
And show us your wild side
Especially in the jive
From me you get a five
Sky, I notice you are overdressed again
The lightness you exhibited last time has gone
You really must stay clear to look your best
Focus, dear, for heaven’s sake
Your Latin was appalling
All over the place
You were close to falling down
A four is all I can award
Moon, what an improvement you have made
I loved your beaming smile
You were exhuberant, You radiate
You went the extra mile
Produced a stunning foxtrot
For which I give you eight
Stars, you disappoint
Where was your twinkle?
We thought we could rely on you
To bring a bit of glamour to the show
Buck up, don’t hide your glow
Come out and show the others how
I’ll give you four for now
Trees, your new outfit is nice
But I’m not sure that orange is your colour
The green was more becoming in my view
The same old problem, trees, still needs more work
You are too wooden
Is that a bird’s nest in your hair?
You just stand there
while Breeze dances all round you
Trying to please
You cannot fool the judges, trees,
A two
Sun, Moon totally eclipsed you on the night
You’ll have to brighten up your act
To get another nine
You’ve got to rise and shine, Sun
Last week your Tango was divine
What happened to your warmth and passion?
After such a weak rendition you get five
And now it’s down to folks at home
Will it be Sea, or Sky, or Moon, or Stars?
Will Trees rise up the leader board?
Will Sun be in or out?
It’s up to you
We hope you liked our little show
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